Poor Abe

Lydia and I were talking about Abraham Lincoln yesterday because of our President's Day holiday coming up.

Lydia: Is he still alive?
Me: No, he has been dead for a long time.
Lydia: Oh, I remember. He was shot.
Me: Yes, while he was watching a play.

Silence for a minute.

Lydia: So he didn't get to see the end of the show?